sunrays and saturdays

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That is the LAST fucking time I leave my keys at home and get locked out. I sat outside that goddamn door for 20 fucking minutes pounding and kicking the door trying to get her to fucking wake up. I also tried calling the phone something like 5 times. It finally took almost fucking breaking the door down to get her attention. God damn it, I'm so mad right now that I could just scream. I was almost about to cry before she finally came and opened the door.

I was awakened at 7:56 a.m. this morning by the smoke detector going off. Normally this would irritate the shit out of me, but I can't be mad because:

a) It's my birthday.
b) She was baking me something for my birthday.
c) I was probably about to get up anyway considering how early I went to bed.

She made me some banana nut cupcakes. They're really good, too.

This is going to be an awesome day. I can tell already.

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In other news, the toilet in our apartment overflowed this morning. My roommate made an emergency trip to HyVee in her pajamas to get a plunger since we didn't have one. We may have to bitch about this when we pay our rent today...

So hungry....

I can't go grocery shopping till the roommate gets a check deposited into her account, so I wait. I ate a little bitty bowl of scrambled eggs just now, and the tummy is grumbling like I didn't eat anything at all. I already ordered Jimmy Johns yesterday for dinner after deciding that it wasn't worth the agony to starve. Should I shell out the dough again today for delivery or should I just drive my ass to somewhere cheap and eat? I know I can get a combo at Mickey D's for less than five bucks. It just requires the will power to get there.

So, I have three options:

1) Try living on beverages today, saving money in the process and continue on this insane I-have-no-money-so-I-will-eat-dust-bunnies diet.
2) Bite the bullet and order delivery, saving me about 5 cents in gas to drive somewhere.
3) Get off my lazy ass, drive to McDonald's, and order the most fattening thing on the menu as a reward for getting off my lazy ass.

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Oh maaaan, do I have a story to tell you guys. I got home last night around midnight and went to bed around 1. At about 3:30 a.m., my roommate's cell went off. She answered it, and it was a friend of hers wanting to know if her boyfriend could stay the night in our dorm room, because he was really flat ass drunk and had nowhere to go. Amy said yeah, sure, and went and picked him up. He passed out on the futon within seconds, so we crawled our tired asses up to bed and went back to sleep. At about 5:30 a.m., we were both awakened by the sound of running water. We both sat up and looked to see where it was coming from. The bastard was standing up right in the middle of our fucking room PISSING ON THE CARPET. Amy was screaming at him to stop, but he just kept on pissing! Finally, she ushered him outside to piss since this is a girls dorm. We were sitting there bewildered for a minute because we couldn't believe what has just happened. He came back in and went right back to sleep! So, we went from bewildered staring at the carpet to amazed staring at him. We got out some dish soap and water and Amy started scrubbing the carpet. After that we sprayed Febreze on the spot and stuck a fan there to help dry it. We don't think he remembers doing it.

You wanna know the kicker? Somebody is coming by here TODAY to buy this carpet from us!

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LMAO! I took this quiz and said to my roommate, "MMM!! Have you ever had an orgasm?" I do NOT think she knew I was talking about a drink.


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