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[miraje]

Oh maaaan, do I have a story to tell you guys. I got home last night around midnight and went to bed around 1. At about 3:30 a.m., my roommate's cell went off. She answered it, and it was a friend of hers wanting to know if her boyfriend could stay the night in our dorm room, because he was really flat ass drunk and had nowhere to go. Amy said yeah, sure, and went and picked him up. He passed out on the futon within seconds, so we crawled our tired asses up to bed and went back to sleep. At about 5:30 a.m., we were both awakened by the sound of running water. We both sat up and looked to see where it was coming from. The bastard was standing up right in the middle of our fucking room PISSING ON THE CARPET. Amy was screaming at him to stop, but he just kept on pissing! Finally, she ushered him outside to piss since this is a girls dorm. We were sitting there bewildered for a minute because we couldn't believe what has just happened. He came back in and went right back to sleep! So, we went from bewildered staring at the carpet to amazed staring at him. We got out some dish soap and water and Amy started scrubbing the carpet. After that we sprayed Febreze on the spot and stuck a fan there to help dry it. We don't think he remembers doing it.

You wanna know the kicker? Somebody is coming by here TODAY to buy this carpet from us!

!!!!!

Comments

[amidreaming.livejournal.com]

oh no! hahaha

talk about bad timing!

[amidreaming.livejournal.com]

just saw this.. d'oh!

http://espn.go.com/ncb/news/2003/0502/1548303.html

[miraje.livejournal.com]

*smacks forehead*

We are the complete laughing stock of the academic world right now.

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[amidreaming.livejournal.com]

naaaah... Their are schools that have done a lot worse

[somefantastic.livejournal.com]

Oh snap, that sucks. My roommate hasn't had any guests in here all year, so I guess I'm lucky like that. Does it like smell and stuff? Maybe they won't know. At least you guys woke up while he was doing it, so it wasn't like you woke up a half hour ago and your room smelled like a bus shelter.

[miraje.livejournal.com]

Nope, Amy Febrezed it to death, so now all I can smell is that. This room already smelled like piss when we moved into it, so it's not like we damaged the room any.

[somefantastic.livejournal.com]

Yuck. My room smells, but that's because my roommate is stanky. Doesn't smell like urine though, thank god. I'm seriously starting to be able to smell her. I think she hasn't done laundry for a while, she hardly ever does though. She like to take her laundry home to do it. But, um, she goes home maybe like once a month. It's really disgusting. Oh well, whatever.

I don't think I could live in a room that smelled like that. Gross.

[glitter1.livejournal.com]

that is too funny, I'd be laughing for so long at the person who had to buy that carpet :-)

[falls2climb.livejournal.com]

oh my lord, that's awful!
at least the carpet's on its way out...

[radgirl.livejournal.com]

wow. The trials of dorm life.. Poor Heather!

(but it was pretty funny)

[trombone.livejournal.com]

It's funny, yet disgusting. Hopefully the people who buy the carpet don't notice the "stain".

[miraje.livejournal.com]

There wasn't a stain. I think he either drank a lot of fluids or we got to it fast enough to avoid it drying.

[dolphingirl.livejournal.com]

Just goes to show you...do someone a favor and they piss all over you! :P

Seriously though, how awful. I hope your carpet finds a new home :)

[sweet-byrd.livejournal.com]

I think you ought to make him buy it if you can't sell it because of the stain.

[glitter1.livejournal.com]

good point^^

[miraje.livejournal.com]

They bought it anyway. They didn't even notice a wet spot, so we're safe as far as that goes.

[perdita-x.livejournal.com]

men are *bad* annoying things some days.. I would have made *him* buy it for the money that the other people are/were offering... *g* but I'm evil :)