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[miraje]

I sincerely hope that this salsa tastes funny because my nose is stuffy and not because it's starting to ferment. Eh well, I'm eating it anyway because I can't bear to throw away my mom's famous salsa.

on the radio:
"...the d-cup don't quite fit, cause Santa's got some great big tits."

The new contest is called the "Breast Christmas Ever." Apparently the whole idea is that Santa's getting his man-breasts removed. I have no idea what that has to do with winning money, but eh.

And now, Loveline. Gotta love Dr. Drew and Adam Carolla.

Comments

[eugeneoregon.livejournal.com]

Bah. There was a station in Omaha who did a contest by that name a couple years ago. I even wrote a column (albeit not a very good one) about it.

[passionrlsusall.livejournal.com]

Omg..I love their music, but I am Seriously getting sick of those breast Christmas commercials. I got "Up on the rooftop Santa Claus, trying on his momma's bras" stuck in my head even.