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[miraje]

I cannot believe we are going to lose to the University of Kansas. This is embarrassing. KU is notorious for sucking at football, so what does this say about Iowa State? It says that we suck really REALLY badly if our record this year doesn't tell you that itself. Holy fucking God. Kansas just intercepted the football and scored another touchdown. I can't listen to this shit anymore.

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[eugeneoregon.livejournal.com]

It's all my fault. I graduated. That killed them.

What's worse...I don't think you could honestly find too many pairs of worse football schools for me to attend this year. After getting stomped by #9 Penn today, Cornell will now be 1-9. We won our season opener, just like Iowa State.

All other schools in the known football universe (estimated combined record) 249-2481
My alma maters 3-19 (after Iowa State gets the shit kicked out of them by Missouri on TV next week; it's funny that ABC thought Iowa State/Missouri would be a game worth broadcasting. Instead, they've moved it into a Holocaust miniseries, where it will likely go unnoticed)

[miraje.livejournal.com]

No, actually, I think it's me. When I transferred to my high school freshman year, the football team went to state. Then, for my sophomore, junior, and senior years, I don't think there's any way we could have sucked more. Now I'm in college. Last year (my freshman year) we were awesome. Well, not awesome I guess, but good. Now we suck. I'd bet money that we will suck for the next two years. There's a pattern to this.

[eugeneoregon.livejournal.com]

I'd say that's a fair estimate, since most of the players who are starting now are freshmen, so in two years, they might be good, and in three years, we'd better be heading back to a bowl game.