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Hrmph. It's freezing cold in this apartment once again. This is how bad it is today: I washed most of our dirty dishes just to have my hands in hot water. I cannot express how good that felt. I also turned a couple of the stove burners on high to warm the kitchen up a *little* while I was doing it. If I can just warm my fingers and toes up, I think I'll be a lot happier.

A hot bowl of soup and a big cup of hot tea sound wonderful right now.

Eeeeexcellent.

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I sincerely hope that this salsa tastes funny because my nose is stuffy and not because it's starting to ferment. Eh well, I'm eating it anyway because I can't bear to throw away my mom's famous salsa.

on the radio:
"...the d-cup don't quite fit, cause Santa's got some great big tits."

The new contest is called the "Breast Christmas Ever." Apparently the whole idea is that Santa's getting his man-breasts removed. I have no idea what that has to do with winning money, but eh.

And now, Loveline. Gotta love Dr. Drew and Adam Carolla.