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Mmmm...cheese and sour cream omelette with a side of steamed asparagus and hot tea to drink. It's tastier than it sounds, believe me! Now if only I had some hollandaise sauce....

I get the oddest cravings sometimes. And no, it's not a sign of something else in the oven.

Oh, and I just encountered the DUMBEST TELEMARKETER EVER. I'll elaborate:

Me: Hello?
Dumbass: Hi, is An-toi...nette Spitz available?
Me: She doesn't live here anymore.
Dumbass: Oh, ok. Is her husband available?