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I am completely mortified. Not only is my picture in the Daily twice today, but it is one of the most unflattering pictures of myself that I've ever seen, I'm in my bathing suit, and it's a fucking HUGE picture! How many thousands of people look at this paper every day?

If you will excuse me, I'm going to crawl into a hole now and die.

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It's even online.

There you have it, one of the worst pictures of myself I have ever seen. Why the hell did we have to wear those ugly fucking caps anyway?