Meme from graspingbeauty.

These are the last lines of the last 10 posts on my friends page. (Non-communities, non-this meme and public posts only.)

1. Do you think this is ture? I don't...
2. Bwahaha.
3. Tomorrow I'll discuss eye liner application or manicures. Or bath vs. shower, perhaps?
4. I'm itching for real, regular interaction with people.
5. any ideas?
6. I can't help noticing that so far everyone has leapt over the test score and directly onto the delicate area hair removal part.
7. postscript - i'll comment later. i am busy jacking off. give me my space, plz.
8. There's a part of me that feels bad for Alex and Ralph. But only a tiny little part.
9. I killed you - I'm not gonna crack
10. the reason why it was supposedly cancelled is because of the tournament, which got bumped back a week, so next week will be regular bowling and the week after will be tournament.

Your turn!

(no subject)

Highs and lows of today:

Highs:

- My world prehistory class. It's a course largely for Anthropology majors, but the whole archaeology thing fascinates me. The professor just makes it that much better, too.
- Watching CNN broadcast live from Ames, Iowa. Ok, so I watched it from home like a sane person instead of being out in the freezing cold in the meager attempt to be on national television for 2 seconds. I wanted to kill the dumbass who was banging on the campanile bell every 2 minutes while they were trying to film Crossfire, though.

Lows:
- I slept through my alarm on the second fucking day of classes. Go me.
- While I was trying to get a drink from a water fountain in Carver Hall, I managed to spray water all down the front of my jacket that I was wearing.
- Two words: math professor. This guy takes the cake for being the worst instructor I have ever had, and I've had doozies. I can't understand a word he says, and I can't read much of what he writes on the board. He thinks that when we don't answer his questions in class it's because we don't understand basic fundamentals and proceeds to irritably scribble them down on the board, when in fact we don't answer his questions because we don't understand what he says. He goes off on tangents in class that have absolutely nothing to do with the material, but it's compounded by the fact that we don't realize this until about 30 seconds into his shpeals because we don't understand him. He bases many of his quiz and test questions on things we do in class instead of things from the book, which is just fucking terrific seeing as how I spend a good 75% of the class period lost with an overwhelming urge to fall asleep. I say grad students, professors, and TAs should pass some kind of English (spoken AND written) proficiency test before being allowed to teach a class.