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My weird ass dream from last night:

I think I was in high school, but not at my old high school. It was a different one. Anyway, I was walking to my car after school was out, and I hopped in. It was a brand new black Toyota (or Honda) Element. You know, the ugly ass boxy one. Anyway, as soon as I hopped in and was ready to drive off, five or six of what I would dub "popular girls" climbed onto the back of my car and would not let go. I didn't recognize them from anywhere. They were just the stereotypical bleach blonde girls with the perfect bodies etc. etc. Apparently I was one of the very out crowd...one that is constantly tormented by the in crowd, which is a position I didn't have in high school. After trying to tell them to get the fuck off my car, I just drove off and tried to swerve all over the road to get them to fall off. A couple of them did, but two girls had some kind of death grip on my car and wouldn't let go. The two girls climbed up to the front of my car and used two blunt objects to smash in my driver's side and passenger's side windows. I was freaking out at this point, and was really afraid that they were going to hurt me. The girls that fell off came back and started following me in some kind of new red sportscar. At some point, I stopped driving for some reason, and these heathens just swamped me. I tried to get out of the car and do something, but when I did, two of the girls hopped into my car and tried to drive off with it. I jumped half into the driver's window and tried to get ahold of the steering wheel. I don't know if they lost control or did it on purpose, but while I was hanging out of the car, the chick drove right through the front of a building. Then it just cuts to me being in the hospital and them getting hauled off to jail.

I don't dream often, but when I do, they are the weirdest fucking dreams you can imagine.