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Well, the day is officially here. It is Valentine's Day, and I still intend to hold to my promise. I will kiss a guy today. I'm going to a party tonight, so it will probably be a hell of a lot easier to get done with both people concerned being drunk. I'm keeping my fingers crossed that it'll be the one that I have tiny crush on. Wish me luck!

Of all the days, mother nature has picked TODAY to turn Iowa into the fucking Icecapades. All the sidewalks, grass, trees, etc are covered in black ice. It's only pure luck that I haven't fallen on my face yet. I can't believe that people are riding their bikes today. That's really fucking dangerous for the people walking around them. I've heard of one that has wiped out already.

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Do personal pet peeves increase with age? Some things that never used to bother me before drive me fucking CRAZY now. I'll use an example:

Right now, I am sitting in a computer lab, a normally quiet place. There is a chick sitting a few comps down eating her lunch. She's eating chips or something, because all I can hear or even concentrate on is a never ending CRUNCH CRUNCH MUNCH CRUNCH. It is distracting me, and I want to reach over and strangle her by the fucking neck. I can't just ask her to go eat her cheetos (I just looked over) somewhere else, so I am left to sit here and stew.

CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH...

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