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I just love those look-at-me-I'm-a-dumbass moments. After I went shopping at Wal-Mart, I headed down to Arby's to grab a bite to eat. I sat down and ate it, and when I was done, I slipped the trash off the tray into the garbage. Well, I heard a very distinctive klink in the trash can. I had dumped my fucking keys into the trash. For a minute or two, I tried myself to rummage through the trash to find them, but every time I shifted the trash around, the keys sank further into the can. So, I enlisted the help of the manager, who had to pull the can out of the holder and digged through the sauce, wrappers, and other disgusting shit. He finally found my keys at the very bottom...you know...where all the sauce goes. All this happened in front of a PACKED restaraunt. Not only that, but one of my gloves were in there, too. Someone smack me upside the head...please.

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This was pulled out of a larger survey, but I thought it was an intriguing question. You don't really know how you look to other people without asking right? Soo...who would play me in my life movie?



*looks at the current world's population* You must have a lot of frustration then.

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