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I swear, I cannot do a single thing right at work. "Dose shetz are wraung. Yoo fulded dem aul wraung." Umm, I though sheets were like Reese's peanut butter cups. "There's no wrong way to..." His wife is much much easier to deal with.

My cat was giving me copious amounts of entertainment this morning. She got a hanger stuck around her body and was running around in circles crying because she couldn't get it off. *snicker snicker*

I'm craving pizza...

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HEATHER

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From the Celtic root meaning "Licker of Toads"
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Characteristics
Heather knows nothing about anything. (well, mostly true)

Personality
Heather has a thing for Peter Pan. (he is really sexy...)

Natural
Heather should gain a few pounds. (WHAT??? I have enough, thanks.)

Emotional
Heather shouldn't get riled up... (very true. you don't want to mess with me!)

Character
Heather annoys everyone they meet. (i'm beginning to wonder)

Physical
Heather is uglier than a two-peckered billy-goat. (I can't resist...well, two heads are better than one! HA!)

Mental
Heather talks to the walls. (hey, how did you know that?)

Motivation
Heather strives to make others cry.
(I'm failing then. They always make me cry!)

Ooo, that was fun!

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that's actually interesting information. feel free to call me a nerd now.

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Yup, I got my patriotic groove on in my journal. I think it's nifty!

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You guys gotta love my new desktop theme. Very festive!

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