What are you complaining about Columbia coats for? Have you looked at the campus of Iowa State? Carhartt coats are the problem. At least Columbia coats, albeit overwhelmingly popular, are not on an aesthetic par with intestinal disorders. Carhartt coats are the primary reason why I will refuse to move within two states of Iowa for the rest of my life. Anyone who can consider that to be a fashion statement should be fashion censored for the rest of their pathetic existence.