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[miraje]

My Dad and Uncle came through this morning like a tornado and swept away every tangible piece of furniture in this apartment (I'm writing this from the floor if you need a visualization). I just came to the realization that I a) haven't had lunch yet and am starving, b) have no dishes or silverware left here with which to eat...let alone a microwave to heat anything up in, and c) am too damned lazy to drive my ass across town to get them back out of storage. My only solution to this is to order delivery. Ridiculously unhealthy and expensive Chinese food, I welcome you with open arms and an empty stomach. I'll figure out what to eat tomorrow when tomorrow comes.